funny text messages
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jailor:asked toKhaidi.nuvvu jail ku enduku va chav?kaidi: oka lady journlist T shirtmida "P RESS" ANI rasi vunte press press chesanu anthe.. Naresh Nela (By Annonimous)
for pepsi ranbir for coca-cola aamir for fanta genelia for thums up akshay don’t woory masala soda mari ane sadi soda tari. jaa jalsa kar(By dhruv kotak)
"Naa care of address thavika" Visvamlo oka Vichitram Bhumi, Andulo Asia Na Aathma Bhumi, Bharatadesam Na Maatrubhumi, Andhrapradesh Na Aadarsha Bhumi, Hydrabad Na Hitech Bhumi, Ramanthapur Na Raaja Bhumi, Indiranagar Na inti Bhumi, Ika Na Inti No:(3-5-70)Three-Five-Seventy, Ma Intiki Voste Meeku Istaa Oka ’T’ . (By anand)
You - cute You = hot You = sweet You = intelligent You = amazing You = perfect Me = liar (By Hari)
Jack and Jill went up the hill 2 fetch a pale of water, we dont know what they did up there but they came back with a daughter.(By Rupesh)
Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don't even have a car like rohit. But I really love you! Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit(By rohit)
Brain is the Most outstanding organ of the human body,it works for 24 hours 365 days right from your birth until you fall in love.(By Dadu)
An Excellent Road sentence written on National Highway: 'Go Slow, Unless U Have An Urgent Appointment With God!'(By Pushkar)
