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JAB KAVITRI KI SUHAG RAAT KE BAAD USKI SAHELI NE PUCHA - KAISI RAHI SUHAGRAT ? WO BOLI- AAYE THE WO DER SE,DIL JALA DIYA,PEHLE KIYA KIWAD BAND,FIR DIPAK BUJA DIYA . PEHLE DABANE LAGE BOBE TATOLKAR,FIR KAHELNE LAGE CHADDI KHOL KAR . EK JUNG AISI CHHIDI PALANG PAR, GOLE WALI TOPH RAKH DI SURANG PAR, MILA SIRF 9 MINUTE KA MAJA, AB BHOGNI HAI 9 MAHINE KI SAJA . 9 MAHINE BAAD AISA HOGA VISFOT, JO BAN JAYEGA BHARAT K LIYE 1 AUR VOTE.....(By NAVIN PATEL)
Nai Car Ka Nam "LORA". Ameer ghar ki ladkiyo ki badi dikkat hai, kahna padna hai "Driver, LORA Nikalo"(By MANU)
uppukappurambu dani akka ramba la vundu.todalu tesi chudu pedda bokka vundunu.(By anil)
pukulo sulla pettu, danni gattiga adimi kottu, rasalu baga karchu, gonthu ninda nimpu.........(By reddy)
Ek patient ne nurse se milk manga. Nurse ne bra nikal kar boobs us k muh main rkh di patient bola shukur hai pani nahi manga (By Sam)
i wouldn’t be dating you if y0 parentz were poor cauze there iz nothang zpecial bout ya except the fact that y0 parentz are ztinky rich(By nikozvill)
23 useless parts on a mans body 20 nailscant hammer 2 balls u cant throw 1 cock tat cant "crow".dont laff iadies???UR PUSSY CANT CATCH MICE(By midhin )
What’s an average 6 inch long Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up? ? ? ? ? A:1000- rupee currency note.! Always think positive(By jishnu)
Ek ladaka ek ladaki se kahata hai tumahare t-shirt ke ander kya hai too ladaki bolti hai iske ander doo chuchi hai too ladaka puchata hai aau masal doo kya too ladaki bojti hai aa na mai kab se tera intazaar kar rahi hoon...(By Vivek)
