Funny Valentine Sayings
"Love is like a booger... you keep picking at it until you get it, then you don't know what to do with it"(By 9867652---)
A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous: Arturo Toscanini(By G S)
"Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn to play by the rules, then you must forget the rules and play from your heart." ~Unknown(By Sikka)
I want to feel your sweet embrace But don't take that paper bag off of your face(By David)
Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. --Hoosier Farmer(By admin)
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. --David Bissonette(By admin)
I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.(By admin)
Draw a circle, not a heart, around the one you love because a heart can break but a circle goes on forever.(By admin)
Must, bid the Morn awake! Sad Winter now declines, Each bird doth choose a mate; This day’s Saint Valentine’s. For that good bishop’s sake Get up and let us see What beauty it shall be That Fortune us assigns. - Michael Drayton(By admin)
It takes more then lace and ribbons And lovely verses too To make a Valentine thats nice enough for you It takes a world of special thoughts tucked into every line and that’s exactly what you’ll find inside this valentine.(By admin)
