hindi funny sms
North me jao to Pakistani aatankwadi; East me jao to naxalwadi; North east me jao to maowadi; Rajasthan me jao to waha par sukhe ke siwa kuch nahi; UP Bihar me jao to wo nark ke siwa kuch nahi; West India me jao to waha bomb blasts; South India me jao to waha ‘yeddkamma nadkamma’. … are ek to jagah hai kya hindusthan me rahne ke liye!(By samir rawool)
Kabhi mai bahar dekh raha tha, Kabhi mai upar dekh raha tha, To kabhi aankhe band kar raha tha, Syllabus to maine sab kiya tha yaron.. Par sala kuch yad nahi aa raha tha!! (By samir rawool)
bahut ho gaye pyar paigam, bahut ho gayi shayariya khat tamam, are ladki ab to ha keh de muze. Nahi to jala denge tuze ghaslet se.. Kam ho jayega tamam! (By samir rawool)
ye dil kbhi awaz deta hai, sunai de to tum bi awaz dena, hum khadhe milegye whi per tumhe, bus itni se wafa mere nam rkna(By purvi)
Humari galatiyon ko bhulaate rehna, Zindagi bhar dosti nibhaate rehna. Agar hum na chal sake aap ke saath to aap hi kadam se kadam milaate rehna. (By tularam jamre)
JabGabbarpaidahua touski maan ne us se3-4 thappad lagayeGabbar’’s Father: Kya ba at hogayi? Mother: Kambakht paida hotehipoochrahakitneadmithe (By Annonimous)
Lab-pe-ati hai dua ban kay tamana meri… Zindagi ek lover ki surat hoo khudaya meri Impress mujh say her aik larki hoo jaye… Meri aik nazar per dil apna who day jaye… hoo meray jeans say yunhi meray bandan ki zeenat Jis terhan makeup say hoty hai husn ki zeenat Ho mera kaam school college kay bahir flirt kerna Her haseen larki ki maa ki izat kerna Meray Allah parhai say bachana muj ko Ishq ki jo rah hai usi rah pey chalana mujko.. (By zafar)
ek khushi ki tammana ne dil pe war kar diya, hum dhudhte rh gye or tumne hi katle-Aam kar diya.(By malanegi)
ye dil kbhi awaz deta hai, sunai de to tum bi awaz dena, hum khadhe milegye whi per tumhe, bus itni se wafa mere nam rkna.(By mala negi)
