funny sms
Boss" ye tum kitne chotey kapdey pehn ke aati ho? Secratory: Itni kam sallry mai itne kapdey hi aate hai Boss: to theek hai kal se Sellery band. (By AP Abhishek)
Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above... So always Brush ur Teeth (By yadagiri)
If ur friendship be money, I will be richest man. If ur friendship be pounds, I will be heaviest man. If ur friendship be Love, I willl be luckiest man. But ur friendship is trust I am d happiest man! Old friends r gold. New friends may be diamond. If u get diamond, don’t ever forget the gold coz to hold a diamond u always need a base of gold.. Time isn’t what makes a friendship last, its care devotion that keeps the tie between the souls. True friends never part, maybe in distance but never in heart... How long shall we be friends? Do you want a clue? As long as(By dhana)
Hi! i am marrying next week. there will be a small party and only a few people will be invited...so i am inviting you...don’t bring any gift with you...just bring someone to marry me (By dhana)
Es Naye Saal mai.. Jo to chahe wo tera ho, Har din khubsoorat aur ratain roshan ho, Kamiyabi chumte rahe tere kadam humesha yaar, Naya Saal Mubarok ho tuje mere Yaar. (By saradi)
Ladka: Jaaneman, is dil mein aaja! Ladki: Sandal utaaroon kya? Ladka: Are pagli, yeh koi mandir thodi hai, aise hi aaja!(By Radhey Pareek)
l’’l________ --/ l__l Delivery | | ________ L(o)__l___(o)__| This van is loaded with LOVE n CARE, Wishing U and your family A HAPPY pongal(By Annonimous)
If i were a tear in ur eye i wood roll down onto ur lips.But if u were a tear in my eye i wood never cry as i wood be afraid 2 lose u! (By --)
judge ask the robber after the robbery why you went on the same shop so he replied there it was written visit again(By murtuza)
