funny sms
Girl : Arey itna bara munh mein kaise daloon gi. Boy : Jaldi se munh kholo. Girl : Oops sare kapray geelay ho gaye. Boy : Aur lo gee. Girl: NA baba na yeh Gool Gapey tum he kahoo. ((By DEEP)
I love u because i hate u. I miss u because i kiss u.I smell u because i taste u. (By Annonimous)
Wife: Pakkathu Veetukaari Podavai Yevlo Nalla Eruku Teriyuma? Husb: Kalyanam Mudinja 5 Varusathla Ippa thandi yen Selection Nalaeruknu Solra..(By Annonimous)
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * athu kothuka adich konnit urangiko..... (By MIRDAS)
Jab tum mujhe yaad nahi karti ho to gussa bahut aata hai, G karta hai dono chappal utaru aur............aur............aur.......aur joote pahan kar tumse milne ke liye bhagu.(By Iqbal)
A boy goes to see a cabare dance. His mom gets angry asks him: Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see? Boy: Yes, I saw dad.! (By chetan )
Flowers will die, sun will set.. But u r my love that i wont forget.. Ur name is so precious,it will nvr grow old.. Its engraved in my HEART wit letters of Gold! (By --)
Dreams make all things possible, Hope makes all things work, Love makes all things beautiful, Smile makes all the above things possible.... So, BRUSH UR TEETH EVERYDAY (By Ram)
Sardar 1: o yar! Me kal film dekhne theater gaya! Wahan such much admi ko kat rahe thy sardar2: o tu konse theater gaya tha? Sardar1: “Operation Theatre” (By Ram)
