funny sms
Ek din pune me bachchon ka dance competition chalu tha; program shuru hi hua tha to hall ka temperature achanak badh gaya! .. guess why?... Kyuki stage par John ibrahim aur mallika sherawat special guest banker aaye the!.. *very hot* (By samir rawool)
When do girls boys (specially girls) change their mobile numbers definitely? Ans- befor marriage! .. ladkon ko item logon se chhutkara, aur ladkiyon ko funter logon se chhutkara! (By Samir Rawool)
Ladki ek aisi peheli hai Uske karib jao to dur bhagti hai, Usse dur jao to to karib aati hai, Aur fir uske karib jao to wo Chipkali ki tarah chipakti hai.!! (By SAMIR RAWOOL)
Sardarji puts his pencil into horlicks bottle Y? Y? 2 make the pencil taller,strongr sharper. (By Nazeeb)
u r my filigree to whom i love to wear most...................(By ladly)
A touch of green i send to u. A drop of blue to cool the hue. A tinge of red for warmth & zest for a colorful HOLI! Happy colorful Holi(By 9708508536)
MY ROCK..MY LIFE,I LUV U ND I THNK GOD 4 SHOWING ME THE LIGHT,I LUV U (By PULE)
Son kills a butterfly. Dad: No butter for 2 weeks. Son kills a honeybee. Dad: No honey for 2 weeks. Mom kills a cockroach. Son: Dad u tell her or should I?(By sallu)
Creativity Jokes: Vegetables and fruits are sale in platform.... but., Shoes and slippers are sales in AC Room... (By sakthi)
