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Teacher: Write your best friend’s name in English. Student: ’ Beautiful Red Underwear’ Teacher: What? Student: His name is Sundar Lal Sheddy . (By Ranjith)
evaru oppukunna lekunna... Prema gudidhi, edidhi, chevitidhi..kani pelli martham chavu lantidi.. (Sri.9293125349)(By Srikanth)
A GENIUS Is A Person Who Can Do For Rs1 What Any Fool Can Do For Rs100? -As Such V Complete Syllabus In 1 Day, That Lecturers Try In 1 Semester!! (By Megana)
Jab Gabbar paida hua to uski maan ne us se 3-4 thappad lagaye Gabbar’s Father: Kya baat ho gayi? Mother: Kambakht paida hote hi pooch raha tha KTNE AADMI THE.... (By JANU)
मुस्कुराते हुए आपका हर लम्हा कटे जीवन का,कोई पल भी कभी खुशियों से न खाली आये,जिन्दगी में हो आापके मुकद्ê(By rajesh sawant)
1bar Santa ki watch kharab ho jati hai, khol k dekhta hai, to andar machar mara hota hai, dekh k kehta hai-chalegi kaise driver to mar gaya!(By ANAND)
Pyar kabhi kam nahi karna aise kahti hain ladkiyan. kyunki wo janti ap ka pyar pe unka budget depend hai(By M.S.Tonse)
Dil lagana nazre mila ashikon ka kam hai? Ankein milakar batwe churana ap jaise choron ka kam hi(By M.S.Tonse)
Girl:It’s 2 tight Boy:Don’t worry,I’ll put it slowly,Girl:Push it in, Boy:Ah..I can’t, Girl:It’s painful, Boy:Forget it.. " " " " " " " We’ll buy new WEDDING RING! (By Ranjith(9676388923))
