funny sms
Santa: ghar jate hi main apni biwi ki panty utaron ga banta: aaj to tu bade mood main lag raha hai santa: mood ki man ki chut subah galti se pahan li thi(By Sam)
Husband: u r my life and wife: and and husband:fuck this life(By Showkat)
Wonderful people r carefully created by God, wonderful moments are carefylly planned by God, wonderful friends like u are carefully gifted by God (By hi)
Boy goes for blood test. nurse takes sample and cannot find cotton, so she sucks his finger. Boy is so happy that he asks, "can i get a urine test done ?" (By pankaj@systematicltd)
har insaan ki alag pehchaanhoti hi hamare sms ki alaghi shaan hoti hi har kisiko karte nahi sms jisko karte hi sms usme hamari jaan hoti hi (By waseem)
girl,ye aona boy, kaha. girl bed par boy, kyuo girls, khujli ho rahi hai. boy ,,accha ..to kholo. girl, kholna tum aur dal do andar ..boy,,,ok abhi dalta hu,,,,(By shahid )
In a party a lady wanted to go to toilet so she inquired with a sardar papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao, sardarji replied u naughty pehle tum dikhao.(By Maher)
GALAT NAJAR SE DEKHOGE TO, HAR TARAF KHARABI NAJAR LAGEGI, AUR SAHI NAJAR SE DEKHOGE TO, HAR SUNDAR LADKI AAPKO BHABHI NAJAR LAGEGI!!!!(By Annonimous)
Teacher: Pyar aur ishq me kya fark hai ? Student : Sir pyar woh hai jo aap apni beti se karte hai.Aur ishq woh hai jo hum apki beti se karte hai.(By Santosh (Kunar))
