funny jokes
Andhe santa ke aakhon ka 20 sal ke bad operation tha. Operation k bad doctor uski aankhe khulwate waqt waha par santa ke ma bap bhi the. Doctor ne aakhon ki patti nikali. … aur ma aur bap ki aur dekhte huye santa bola… “aapne muze pahchana kya?”(By samir rawool)
Black is a colour... White is also a colour.. But black white tv is not a colour tv.. What is this......?(By JKShankar)
An American to Santa inside toilet:Hi!How do U do? Guess what was the answer of Santa.... Santa Singh replied:Hi!We open the zip and do....(By RehanShrivastva)
When british girl she say kis me hard, When kis bengali girl she say kis me slow, When kis indian girl she say , E plz konala sagu nakos(By Sukhraj29)
aapke jindgi me kiye kuch acche kaam 1.---------------- 2.---------------- 3.---------------- 4.---------------- 5.---------------- agar kuch acche kam kar lete to aaj ae jagha khali nahi hoti(By Annonimous)
A boy goes to see a cabare dance. His mom gets angry asks him: Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see? Boy: Yes, I saw dad.!(By manoj)
Gd mrning ladies gntl men i am here b4 u 2 stnd bhnd u 2 tl u somthng abt nothing. On thursday, d day after frdy dere wl b lads wedng 4 men only,rice nd stw ar vry plnty bt brng yrs 4rm hme.wen cmng, pls stay at home. d gte fee is free,so pay at d gate!(By Kasim Shagari)
